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Upstate New York

Most intelligent people know that "Upstate New York" has traditionally been the land north of Albany. Just because something is "up" from NYC, doesn't make it part of "Upstate New York". You might be going "upstate" or "up the state" but you will never be in "Upstate New York" while visiting Rhinebeck, Poughkeepsie, White Plains, etc.

And think about this - what do you think people in Rhinebeck, Poughkeepsie, etc say when they are visiting Lake George, for example. "Oh we're going to Up-Upstate New York" ???? Of course not! That's because Rhinebeck/Poughkeepsie/White Plains people do NOT LIVE IN UPSTATE NEW YORK!

Think rationally --- and read a textbook. Maybe you'll learn something about the history of New York (and the geography).
Matt: Where are you from?
Peter: Kingston
Matt: Ohhhhhh Upstate New York
Peter: *smacks Matt on head*
by cappucinomix July 9, 2011
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New York Rangers

One of the "Original-Six" NHL teams, founded by boxing promoter Tex Rickard. In fact, their name, "Rangers," comes from a pun on his name, making them Tex's Rangers. Despite limited success in the years after their most recent Stanley Cup win in 1994, Devils and Islanders fans still hate the Rangers because Ranger fans actually give a shit about the team, show up to their games, and frequently make Rangers games on Long Island and in New Jersey sound like they're being played in Manhattan. It is because of this indisputable fact that Islanders and Devils fans have a little brother complex regarding the Rangers, always spouting their mouths about their glory days of the 1980s and 1990s while forgetting that the Rangers have won more playoff series than the two of them combined since the lockout. It seems that Devils and Islanders fans hate the Rangers more than they actually like their own team, even though these feelings are often unrequited by Ranger fans who simply laugh at the idiocy perpetuated by their NHL brethren in Suffolk and Newark.

You know you're doing something wrong when you the two of you have seven Stanley Cups since 1980 and the entire town still likes the Rangers.
Devils Fan: Dude, I fucking hate the New York Rangers. I can't believe people actually like that team. We've won three cups in the last 30 years!

Islanders Fan: Yeah! We were so good in the 80's and 90's, I wonder why no one likes us! It's gotta be those goddamn Ranger fans ruining everything

Rangers Fan: Meet you in the playoffs, guys... oh wait, you'll be golfing by April 10th!
by LeMiserables March 27, 2020
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New York City

Concrete Jungle Where Dreams Are Made Of, There's Nothing You Can't Do!

Copyright of Jay-Z
I REALLY want to go to New York City!
by blah-blah awesomeness February 26, 2011
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New York Rangers

Probably the worst team in New York and will be for a long time. People that are ranger fans are usually stupid fucks with no class and are often guidos. Yea sure they beat the islanders 6 times but hey look who had the better record and made the playoffs, besides thats the past and thats what ranger fans do.......live in the past.
Bill: rangers won the cup in 94 ! the islanders won it like 23 years ago.
Tim: yea so what that will be the last one they will win for a while i dont live in the past.
by big tim February 3, 2005
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New York Yankees

A baseball team with fans (99% of them bandwagon) that doesn't shut up about their 26 world titles, and uses their incredibly high paycheck to hire new players who either used to be good in the past. They are the second most annoying team in baseball. (The most annoying being the Red Sox.)
The New York Yankees are doshops;khjos;hjm
by Roki April 5, 2008
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new york giants

A team of asshole thugs who think that they're the shit, just because they won superbowl 42. Lead by the grand dickhead, Eli Manning. The worst team in the NFL.
"Wow, those new york giants are just a shame. They think they rock at football."
by swim2win1 January 2, 2012
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New York Stock Exchange

Big Banker: Hey, I messed up gambling on the New York Stock Exchange. Seems that I'm not as smart as I think I am. I need bailout moneys.
Government: Ok.
Lowly Bank Customer: What? My interest rate just jumped 30 percent! Now, how am I going to pay off this debt?
by PseudonymKeKeKe October 24, 2009
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