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pizza oven wanker

Someone with far to much money from flying planes that has taken the art of cooking pizza far to seriously
Check out my new pizza oven

Shut up Greg you pizza oven wanker
by Pastaloverjames November 7, 2020
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Wanker

The term "wanker" was coined by the British government in 1951 to be used in reference to the crown's subjects.
"There are wankers all over the world. The sun never sets on wankers."
by Boring Aaron October 28, 2018
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hair wanker

Someone who masturbates onto a partners hair whilst partner is asleep
by chrispayne81 April 19, 2017
mugGet the hair wankermug.

Wanker Tax

The various stealth taxes provided through Ebay to help stimulate the dwindling economy by increasing cashflow from innocent people's pockets to the coffers of fraudulent traders who profit from ridiculous P&P.
Yeah, I made a killing on Ebay the last year, loads of savings, but I've got to factor in $27 for Wanker Tax. Damn, seems to be going up each year!

I can't begrudge those incessant fraudulent scammers on Ebay - They're helping the economy.
by what_do_we-Know_about_partying December 17, 2011
mugGet the Wanker Taxmug.

West Greene Wanker

West Greene Wanker is an intellectual prophet of goonings past. He graced the presence of West Greene Highschool, a small highschool located in East Tennessee. He remains a legend among the future disciples that attend the school. He goes by many a name including but not limited to:

West Greene Wanker, Bleacher Beater, Buffalo Beater, Bay Harbor Beater, Junior Jerker, Schooltime Stroker, Education Edger, and finally Chicken Choker. The UNEDGEucated authorities restrained his balls turning them bright blue and carting him off to ABIC for 5 whole business days(allegedly). The prophecy states that if he returns to West Greene then all shall bow and golf clap in his presence. The masturbation Messiah will return.
by Goonciple September 8, 2025
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wanker

Person A: Wagwan my drilla
Person B: fuck off you dirty wanker go suck a donkeys dick
by rob v2 April 11, 2022
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Wanker

When someone wanks inside your mother and u eat it
Kierra: i wanked in ur mom

Hannah:damn i eat it
Your wanker
by Hahahehrkdkemjsjahhahah October 4, 2020
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