whale rider

mRS. bARRETS Husband who has to ride a whale every nite.

Now I know what Mr. Barret feels like.

by TakeADump November 6, 2003

Whale wars

A show that is on animal planet where brave men and women try and throw off the rude ways of the Japanese whaling fleet who go around killing poor inocent whales ILLEGALY so they can go and make a quick buck selling it to all their cousins to stuff their faces with.

whale wars rules

by huey poplockndropit July 20, 2009

beached whale

A beached whale is made by turning off the water to someone's toilet, then flushing the toilet so that the bowl is devoid of water, then taking a shit.

Andrew was a terrible party host, so I left him a beached whale.

by JDN February 6, 2006

Killer Whale

When a male is fornicating a black female then ejaculates all over her eyes, neck, and stomach, resembling a killer whale

Man did you watch that one porno, "Seaman World," that chick just got a killer whale.

by J K. June 12, 2008

Backhole whale

A very large/disgusting person who lovesick receive anal.

Omg do you see that girl over there? I heard she's a backhole whale.

by Sal88 January 20, 2015

Walking Whale

A walking whale is metaphor for some one who you see that is immense and overly obese.

Did you see that guy in the food court? He was a total walking whale!!!!

by guitarvirtuoso14762 October 4, 2011

Whale Hook

The act of forming a cup with your hand and sneaking up behind someone you hate and in one swift motion reach between their legs and grab their balls pulling them as hard as possible into the pelvis rendering them helpless.

It was a very bad day indeed when the vicious whale hooking accident left Mr. Foster unable to ever reproduce.

by the_taint_yodeler November 7, 2013