whale rider

mRS. bARRETS Husband who has to ride a whale every nite.

Now I know what Mr. Barret feels like.

by TakeADump November 06, 2003

Whale wars

A show that is on animal planet where brave men and women try and throw off the rude ways of the Japanese whaling fleet who go around killing poor inocent whales ILLEGALY so they can go and make a quick buck selling it to all their cousins to stuff their faces with.

whale wars rules

by huey poplockndropit July 21, 2009

beached whale

A beached whale is made by turning off the water to someone's toilet, then flushing the toilet so that the bowl is devoid of water, then taking a shit.

Andrew was a terrible party host, so I left him a beached whale.

by JDN February 02, 2006

Killer Whale

When a male is fornicating a black female then ejaculates all over her eyes, neck, and stomach, resembling a killer whale

Man did you watch that one porno, "Seaman World," that chick just got a killer whale.

by J K. June 12, 2008

Walking Whale

A walking whale is metaphor for some one who you see that is immense and overly obese.

Did you see that guy in the food court? He was a total walking whale!!!!

by guitarvirtuoso14762 October 04, 2011

Ovary Whale

An unofficial name for a female sperm whale, cannot be said with a straight face.

Man, check out that ovary whale:
Sweet, check out the size of its head!!

by OriginalAnno January 25, 2011

Weed Whale

A person that smokes a lot of weed and has become obese from a severe case of the munchies
Synonyms: Pot Potato

"Dude, there was this girl who smoked a ton of weed in my school and was super chubby, we called her a weed whale."

by Derpderp200 December 29, 2017