whale rider

mRS. bARRETS Husband who has to ride a whale every nite.

Now I know what Mr. Barret feels like.

by TakeADump November 6, 2003

Whale wars

A show that is on animal planet where brave men and women try and throw off the rude ways of the Japanese whaling fleet who go around killing poor inocent whales ILLEGALY so they can go and make a quick buck selling it to all their cousins to stuff their faces with.

whale wars rules

by huey poplockndropit July 20, 2009

beached whale

A beached whale is made by turning off the water to someone's toilet, then flushing the toilet so that the bowl is devoid of water, then taking a shit.

Andrew was a terrible party host, so I left him a beached whale.

by JDN February 6, 2006

Killer Whale

When a male is fornicating a black female then ejaculates all over her eyes, neck, and stomach, resembling a killer whale

Man did you watch that one porno, "Seaman World," that chick just got a killer whale.

by J K. June 12, 2008

Whale load

A massive load, most of the time in proportion with a whale

I released my whale load on that bitches face last night. She almost drowned

by MagnumCock_420 June 26, 2016

bluey the whale

Bluey the whale sleep whale, from birth, with love who is a soft toy who is lovely and so adorable. The gender of the whale is unknown and makes noises such as "Bap bap bap bap bap"
It's tail also goes back and forth when it swims.

Bluey also works part time at McDonald's as a cold water tap.

"Bluey!!!"
"No eating Bluey"
bluey the whale

by Lord Mountevans December 9, 2016

Kingdom Of Whales

A group of people who are ridiculously obese. There are currently three members of this group and they are all ex's of the members of the Trio.

Prince Of Whales- Christopher.
Ambassador of Whales- Gregory.
King Of Whales- Bob.

The most recent of the Trio's ex's are in the Kingdom of Whales.

by Sincerly Jordan November 3, 2008