Twat Swatter

A girl that prevents another women from getting laid. The female version of a "cock blocker."

-WOW! she is such a twat swatter!
-How?
-She just stole by boyfriend!

by Josh Ridz May 19, 2009

Bangkok Twat

Eating an Egg Roll out of a woman's Vag

So last nite I definitly got some chicken fried rice and a Bangkok Twat.

by Kweave November 6, 2007

Twat Socket

An insult used to replace douchebag, twat waffle, etc.

Infanticide Jessy is such a twat socket for believing adoption is teh debil.

by David_Bowies_Package April 2, 2009

Toatsly

A slang version of the word "totally"

Rachel is toatsly like the coolest chick ever.

by toatslytoats March 8, 2010

twat harness

An elastical belt with a decor to cover a woman's camel toe when her suspenders are too short or tight.

1. My twat harness got snagged on his eyebrow ring....or tongue ring.

2. Thank god for my twat harness, it covers my camel toe delightfully.

3. Look at her camel toe, bitch needs a twat harness badly.

4. Everyone in here needs a twat harness.

5. Fuck these suspenders are too tight, thank god for this twat harness.

by ShinyHarness November 26, 2010

snot twat

A) A term used to insult someone, especially someone slutty who might have a gross vagina

B) What you can use to refer to a girl after you, or someone else, has eaten her out and sneeze in her vag

A) That chick is so slutty, if I were a guy I'd be afraid of that snot twat!

B) I can't believe that frat boy sneezed in her vag, total snot twat!

by Sarah Lambert February 27, 2008

bloody twat

A bleeding vagina.

Katie has a bloody twat.

by Clooginagon July 17, 2014