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Get the minnesota twins mug.A pair of lazy, diseased adolescent females that will crash at your house for a "couple days" the moment they think you'll let them. And by a couple days, the Ghetto Twins mean a month. Beware this rare breed, and by all means, do not come into contact with any part of their bare skin. Also, they will become permanently attached to your couch if you do not take preemptive evasive action.
"Man, I'd throw the Ghetto Twins' shit out the second-story window, but I'm afraid to touch it without a full chemical suit!"
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Get the Ghetto Twins mug.Two siblings that came from the same vagina but at different times. In other words, share the same birthday but different birth years.
My sister and I share a birthday on St. Patrick’s day but ten years apart. I guess that makes us Eskimo twins?
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Get the Eskimo Twins mug.Kleenex & Q-Tips are what you hand someone who needs to clean himself up after finally extracting his head from his ass.
Roger in procurement finally put in the order for that equipment we have been asking for to increase production for the last 8 months.
Did you get him some Kleenex & Q-Tips? He's had his head up his ass since he first started working here, and it looks like he's finally seen the light of day.
Did you get him some Kleenex & Q-Tips? He's had his head up his ass since he first started working here, and it looks like he's finally seen the light of day.
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Get the Kleenex & Q-Tips mug.Although the technical term for "tipsy" has been pretty well defined here, in reality, it usually means DRUNK AS FUCK!
Person 1: How much have you had to drink?
Person 2: I'm a little tipsy.
*Two minutes later, the vomiting begins*
Person 2: I'm a little tipsy.
*Two minutes later, the vomiting begins*
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