Thomas

A very handsome individual, who is always yearning for the outdoors. Usually loves sports, especially hockey and is extremely intelligent. Usually likes people whose names start with "J" and often their best friend or girlfriend will have a name that starts with j. Is a big nerd, but is still hot.

Person 1: Thomas and Jubillee are so happy together.

by June38.4 November 14, 2016

Thomas

Is usually a smart bass, and is mostly over his head. (Like me).

Person 1; Do you remember that guy yesterday day?
Person 2; Yeah, he was such a Thomas.

by Yomama2310 January 23, 2017

Thomas

Usually a white male. Most generally uses being in college as an excuse to not admit that they are an alcoholic. Averaged sized penis.

Fred is being a Thomas, He is drunk again and it 10:00 A.M

by Pary369 February 19, 2017

Thomas Jefferson

the act of receiving a hand-job from an overweight woman. Where she lifts you up by your penis and throws you over her head and continues to shake you by your penis until you reach an orgasm, where the woman will end by slamming you on the ground.

Yo bro I can't believe that girl gave you a thomas Jefferson last night.

Can you believe Becky gave brad a Thomas Jefferson last night, what a pig.

by The nuggetier October 6, 2017

Thomas

Thomas's usually have black hair and love cars, they get girlfriends pretty early and easily. they are good or were good at certain subjects at school . Most Thomas's are rich and good with different tech.

Thomas took me to the movies.

by Nyan Cat 2340 November 2, 2017

Thomas

Basically a well rounded animal that comes out at night to find weed. They are quite friendly unless u step on ther shoes .Then all bets are off cuz Thomas's come equipped with Pokemon socks that will kick ur ass hard.if u ever encounter one it's best to just stay out of it's way and offer it backwoods or weed.

Damn He Thomased the shit out A him!

by Burnt potato June 10, 2018

Thomas

Thomas's are individuals who say they live in the middle of the country, but in reality live 10 minutes from the city. Thomas's are highly efficient in sober sniping. Thomas's always take take advantage of the situation regardless of age or gender. They are usually found getting "Drunk" off of 3 twisted teas while sitting in a corner, waiting for his pray. Very smart and often find jobs in the software development field. Little man but has a big personality and humungous calfs. Also little woods are most common.

Friend 1- Hey I woke up in a strangers bed this morning not sure how I got there.

Friend 2- It sounds like you were sober sniped
Friend 1- God damn it Thomas I'm only 12!

by countryboyjk October 4, 2018