jizz waffle

A bitch who is being a dumb cunt.

That cunt Jackie was bein' a huge jizz waffle tonight.

by Jake Sheezy October 16, 2007

waffle stomp

a waffle stomp is when you shit in the shower and push the shit down the drain.

Alex: "hey are drain is clogged again, do you know why?"
Thomas: "yeah i waffle stomped the drain"
Alex: "fucking faggot."

by perons_01 October 07, 2018

hot waffle

Popular breakfast in Europe, often served alongside standard Belgian waffles and hookers.

Dude, I just got back from the Netherlands, and this hot waffle thing--it was totally a syrup-filled bong!!! Everything's better in Holland.

by Colbert Viewer February 29, 2008

waffle snatch

a girl whos vagina is infested with various diseases

I went down on Carrie and discovered her nasty waffle snatch.

by New Hall Revolution February 22, 2005

cunt waffle

A syrupy vagina filled with a pleathery substance.

I would like an extra batch of dangeoffrion with my cunt waffle, mmm pleather.

by ashho October 28, 2006

twat waffle

what your mom has

I like syrup on my twat waffle.

by rwetyertyerty October 24, 2008

Twat Waffle

The waffle-esk impression, outline, or crusty dried residue that is found on leather, vinyl, glass, or plastic surfaces either after a leaky, diseased, snotty, and/or recently soiled vagina is removed.

You wouldn't believe how wet her pussy got, just look at the twat waffle she left on my coffee table.

by Dangerous Lee February 28, 2015