Eat A Food

A Jamaican term derving from hustlers and shottas.
"Eat" meaning to survive. To get by and make enough money to live the way you want. "Foods" means to do anything and I mean anything.

My dogs will "eat" any "food" at any time.
My boys will do anything at anytime to get by.

Dem boy de no want man fe Eat A food
Those guys dont wannna see me prosper

I'm trying to finish school this year so I can eat like the big shots.

by FYAH REDZ September 21, 2005

Eat chips

The act of masturbation.

Comes from joke about typing with one hand while eating food, and joking about masturbating.

Man I really want to eat some chips, got morning wood.

by Ushi April 09, 2005

eat crow

What the Susan G. Komen Foundation ended up having to do after deciding to cut funding to Planned Parenthood.

After a huge public outcry, the Susan G. Komen Foundation was forced to eat crow and reverse their decision.

by largewriter February 03, 2012

Eat me

Go to hell, fuck you, I hope you die, you are a piece of shit that deserves absolutely nothing.

Unfortunately I have the phrase "eat me" stuck in my head so my mom has been pretty pissed off at me lately when she asks what i want for dinner and i tell her to go to hell.

by Me December 26, 2003

eat the barnyard

to eat the meat of at least three different species of animal---typically beef, chicken, and pork, though any kind of animal that could presumably be on a farm will do---at a meal.

The easiest way to eat the barnyard is to go to the ghetto Chinese buffet and have the BBQ ribs, the chicken fingers, and the sweet and sour pork.

by Armando83 November 16, 2011

Eat bed

When booking a hotel room for yourself, you request two queen sized beds. One for which you eat in, the other is for sleeping. The eat bed is the closest to the door.

“I’m snacking in the eat bed, so I don’t get crumbs in my sleep bed.”

by Spirited Chaos April 23, 2023

eating dress

Morbidly obese female's favorite dress to wear on special occasions to eat.

Sally May Jessy has on her eating dress since the whole family is going to Golden Corral.

by BrianCharles August 03, 2022