Whistle Beef

To deficate in a mostly liquidous form with strong velocity. The result may cause butt cheek vibration, toilet bowl reverberation and an audible rumble.

"I think some passengers on the airplane heard me whistle beef becuase of the dirty looks I received when exiting the lavatory.

by Moosemunch February 3, 2010

Pulling the Beef

Slang term for male masturbation.

Past tense: Pulled the Beef.
Future tense: Pull the Beef.
See also: Pulled Beef

Person 1: Did you end up seeing Suzie last night?
Person 2: Nah, I wasn't feeling up to it so stayed home pulling the beef instead.

by josh_mcnosh May 19, 2019

Beef Fiesta

A group or party almost completely composed of men. A beef fiesta has more men present than a sausage fest. Those unfortunate men who end up at a beef fiesta end up feeling violated and go into shock after exposure to the unholy and massive amounts of wiener present at a beef fiesta.

Alex - Dude, I almost went to that shady party down in the valley. I heard it was a total beef fiesta!
John - Man, I bet you're glad you didn't go.
Alex - Hell yeah.

by twiddleurthumbs January 5, 2012

Beef Clanker

a person so obese that their thighs clank (rub) together when walking..

What's that noise. It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a beef clanker walking out of McDonalds! The sound of their thighs clanking is hideous

by joey kelsey arie August 7, 2011

beef wine

A fine Chilean Sauvignon Blanc that smells distinctively of gravy.

Damn, this smells like gravy...must be that Chilean beef wine!

by mostein d eisenhower August 28, 2009

beef coma

The intense fatigue felt following a large or particularly delicious plate of beef product; usually of steak variety though other varieties may induce a coma.

"Oh god, I'm only half way through this 16oz. rare sirloin and it delicious but I feel light headed and may be entering a beef coma."

by Atra December 9, 2013

Beef gate

You can go wherever you want, but if you go anywhere out of order the game will kill you.

This is commonly used in open world games to hinder low level players to access dangerous, high-level areas early game.

Don't try to fight Snowy Granius if you are level 1, he's just a beef gate!

by dagon4019 November 21, 2017