Steven Clark

The thickest most voluptuous ass you will ever encounter. His veiny cock is so massive it has been compared to the Hindenburg. Unequivocal, undefeated reining champion of the sex olympics.

Did you hear Steven Clark electrocuted a student to death for being 3 seconds late to class?!!

Damn bro his cock has infinite electrical resistance..

by Kuhm lord November 29, 2021

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Steven Sadness

The male version of a Debbie Downer

Jordan is being such a Steven Sadness right now

by wherethepuckisthefuck August 7, 2024

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slimy steven

A sexual act where man covers his cock in pickle juice and fucks his partner in the pussy

Hey Emma, I bought pickles. Ready for the slimy steven?

by Marniechan January 19, 2025

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Weird Steven

A version of Steven, related to The Steven Theory. After he has been awake for ten hours he becomes "weird Steven" and starts arguments and is generally just annoying.

I think it's Weird Steven

by polyatail November 14, 2022

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Some of the best people in the world, the kind of person everyone likes. Kind, really smart, snarky, and funny. A good friend and a better boyfriend. May also have musical talent depending on which species of Steven, the organism is. Not to be confused with Stephen.

Sophie, in the middle of her conversation with James: " Hi Steven!"
Steven : "Oh hi! How did you do on your test?"
Sophie: "100! Thanks to your help!"
Steven: "Wow, you did great!"
One conversation later
Sophie: "Wow, Steven is so helpful... I think I have a crush on him..."
James: "I'm now gay and wish he would talk to me more"

by WiseWorder November 23, 2023

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Italian Steven

Annoyingly sexy

You can be mad at them cause they're so fucking annoying but be checking them out cause they're sexy ASF and that's annoying.

"That's Italian steven He's annoyingly sexy."

by Sadiebiitxh May 4, 2025

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