Matt Jordan

He’s the kind of guy who always bangs out the gym, tries to prove to his friends that he’s cool by climbing things like cranes and trees. He likes to get suspended and tongue crusty Asian lesbians. He also has a forehead the size of the river Nile and above all else, he’s a fucking loyal twat

Ohhh did you hear that Matt Jordan kid who

climbed the crane

by The Rich Chigger December 20, 2018

Jordan Wilson

The right one…. Period 🤷🏽 ♂️🖕🏽

No ifs, ands, or buts about Jordan Wilson

by Iambiminijackson September 3, 2021

Jordan Matya

A multi-talented person from Illinois. He is an up-and-coming star. Matya is a great athlete. He is funny, smart, and very good-looking!

Girl 1: Oh my gosh! Jordan Matya winked at me in the hall today!!

Girl 2: No way!!

by Sexy Mama 242 December 7, 2006

Fuck Jordan

A funny xd meme

Anyone: Hey Do you know a funny joke?
Autists: HAHA FUCK JORDAN HAHA i have crippling autism
Anyone: Upvoted!
Damn guys this sad lets get theis post up to the top so this comes up when you search mods are asleep

by Fjofijmdsogmdkmg July 8, 2018

Creased jordans

When a black guy goes on a murderous rampage

"Oh shit that guy has creased jordans! Run for your lives!"

by Gilliams May 23, 2022

louise jordan

a beauitiful lady , kind, sweat very nice person :)

louise jordan "hi-icles"

by PatrickODpod July 19, 2012

Julian Jordan

Julian Jordan or his real name Julian Dobbenberg is a DJ/Producer Music from Netherlands. Born in Apeldoorn, Netherlands on August 20, 1995. If you want to send a letter or a gift you can do it! He's been collaboration with Martin Garrix in BFAM (Brother From Another Mother) Yeah, that's right! Also went to school with Martin Garrix in Herman Brood Academy. He can be called King Julian Jordan!

Me : You know? King Julian Jordan will be show in Ultra Miami!
You : OMG! Really? I wanna to see him and take a picture with him pleaseee!
Me : Ok, Let's go!
You : King Julian Jordan, wait for me there!

by Rizkia Nurwulan Sari July 20, 2016