Mozzarella Gut

A large-to-moderately sized gut formed by consuming a daily dose of mozzarella sticks.
Similar to beer gut.

After eating mozzarella sticks every day for months, Steve suddenly realized his slowly-developing mozzarella gut was a turn-off to women.

by ajaxerotica October 24, 2014

Bitte sprechen Sie Englisch, ich spreche nicht gut Deutsch

a german phrase meaning "please speak english, i dont speak german well"

german man: schicken Sie diesen Mann sofort ins Gefängnis
american tourist: Bitte sprechen Sie Englisch, ich spreche nicht gut Deutsch
german man: oh okay, send zis man to jail immediately

by kitpysaysfuckyou April 13, 2023

The Gutted Turkey

When you dislocate the legs of the bottom, then place the back of their knees on their shoulders, then fuck them mating press style.

Sandy: yeah Jared had me in The Gutted Turkey all night. That's why I'm in the hospital. Worth it.
Emily: what the fuck dude

by Beanis_Weenis July 12, 2024

Mud Gut

A lifestyle, one doesn’t just acquire a mud gut. You must travel to the streets of North Albert and overcome many tribulations. A mud but is a leaky anus of stewing goodness of goop.

“Imma call them a Mud Gut since we lost that rocket league game”

by WillyWankyBoobyPoopy June 5, 2023

Gut spud

A faecal potato

She dropped a couple of gut spuds in the bed and I want 50 million dollars

by Roastpeas May 22, 2022

Grumpy gut

A generic saying to call someone grumpy.

Quit being a Grumpy gut.

by Carlguy42 February 20, 2017

Pepper Gut

A term from the 1800s used to identify someone of Mexican decent. Seen as less offensive than it's more known predecessors.

That gussied up cow puncher is a damn pepper gut.

by Wicked C.K. September 24, 2025