Water Chimp

Chiron. Chiron is a Water Chimp

That dude over there is such a Water Chimp

by StAlche November 11, 2020

Water the Lawn

When one's penis remains awkwardly mis-positioned after a night of wet dreaming and thus discharges like a sprinkler during the first tinkle of the day.

I never wipe the floor up after I Water the Lawn and my girlfriend hates it!

by L3akyFauc3t July 27, 2012

Water Drive By

performing a drive by with water guns or water balloons

We did a water drive by on those bastards, they were soaked

by lowreeder August 2, 2008

Water the Ficus

Any phrase that is used in dirty context to create a conversation that appears sexual in nature, although it is completely harmless.

She neglected to water the ficus, and consequently it went limp and withered back to where it once came.

by The Lintlicker September 30, 2011

Water Climax

When you are fully satisfied when drinking water, Basically when u dont drink enough u wanna drink more.

FUCK, I DIDNT HIT WATER CLIMAX IM SO PISSED.

by MxthicalUrbans December 30, 2020

Fap water

Fluid or semi-fluid liquid that comes from either male or female genitalia when aroused.

Sara: "Hey, here is the map of the world showing the countries where tap water is drinkable."
Scott: "I don't care as long as I can drink your fap water when I get you wet."

by sshhsshhhhss June 25, 2018

water sheep

Basically jesus, but with more power.
And if Jesus's grave was used to make an ikea beacon.

"council of water sheep, tell me the way."

by BigBoyPop August 23, 2019