Daniel Time!

When you say something and they respond with “don’t care” or “didn’t ask” for no reason

Gabe: bro that shit was so funny
Dom: on god
Daniel: don’t care didn’t ask
Daniel time!

by What you want little nigga September 1, 2021

Time bonk

Waste of time. Time being wasted by chunks since once is enganged in an activity that takes a predetermined amount of time.

1: Have you played the mmo lost ark recently?

2: No I have tried to ignore the marketing infact that game is a time bonk, no coming back from that.

1: I undertstand life goals first.

by Okgra February 18, 2022

pterodactyl time

When an individual with a love for pterodactyls has an prehistoric reptilian impulse so strong that SCREEEAAEEEERRRRAAAARCGGGHHHEH

"Hey, how was Jurassic Park III?"

"I liked when SCREAEVFHEJBCJKFJVA"
*turns into a pterodactyl and flies gracefully into the night sky*

"Damn, he's gone pterodactyl time again."

by ProstrateAndTrembleInFear October 13, 2013

the memeyork times

The memeyork times is a popular YouTube channel of memes

"Hey have you watched the memeyork times?"

by OATMEAL 55 June 30, 2018

kootenay time

It's all about the easy going, stress free, slow pace of life in the Kootenay area. Where a given time is merely a ballpark figure. Take time, slow down, enjoy the view, smile, chat with a stranger, stop and smell the roses, do whatever makes you happy and don't ever rush it....not for anyone.

Wife: "would you hurry up and get ready! We need to be in town by 7:00!"

Husband: "Relax babe, we're on Kootenay time, we'll get there eventually"

by Rootsrock September 11, 2016

Gentleman's Time

When a man nuts so hard from masturbating, he isn't horny for a certain period of time. In that period of time, he acts 3 times as cooler and pulls tons of bitches, but isn't horny enough to fuck them, so he's fucked.

My friend was stuck in Gentleman's Time, I'm so jealous!

by Woawoawoawoa November 8, 2018

Carpet Time

The duration of your feet resting comfortably on the floor mat while on cruise control.

Dude, I had 20 continuous minutes of carpet time on I-85 on my morning commute. How lucky was that?

by Dr. Howard Hevalaqua, II January 16, 2012