rubbing out the kids

Another term for masturbating!

Craig was rubbing out the kids before work.

by assographer March 2, 2018

throat rub

Oral sex with deep throat. A womans answer to the mustache ride. Like a neck rub but for the inside.

Can i give you a throat rub, Becky? Then I'll take you for a mustache ride.

by Duckie45895 June 1, 2016

Chub Rub

Chub Rub is the body lubricant that is necessary for engorged and furry runners and hikers have to coat their bodies in during the summer. Chub Rub keeps chaffing and blisters to a minimum.

Hey, I'm going for a run; can I borrow your chub rub so that I stay moist and don't chafe.

by kinkybabysteps July 17, 2022

jelly rub

Is when a female uses jelly as lube to masturbate with. Preferably don't use any jelly with seeds, that could be painful

I walked in and saw Jane "jelly rubbing" one off

by dirt d May 9, 2009

brass rubbings

the excuse to get a girl to come back to your place and do as you wish with her.

I took Tina back to my place last night and showed her my collection of brass rubbings.

by Neilwill March 21, 2019

flat hand rub

When you squeeze a fat boys dick and then rub it with a flat hand

I flat hand rubed big willz

by Big willz March 11, 2019

Rub Rash

When you are masturbating for an extended period of time with any lubricants, developing either a rash or lacerations around and on your crotch

Dam I cant walk straight cause last night I was sent some hot nudes and jacked off all night! Even though I had no lube! Now I got a RUB RASH!

by LatelyDrowsy January 18, 2018