Irish Teakettle

the act of pissing in someones mouth then taking a lighter and burning there ass so they spew piss everywhere

hey man last night i pulled a Irish Teakettle on Becky

by J and Chris February 24, 2008

Irish Thanksgiving

It’s celebrating Thanksgiving with a 12 pack of Guinness and Boston Market.

{Bob} James, what are you doing for Thanksgiving?
{James} I'm having a Irish Thanksgiving.

by muxdragon December 20, 2008

Irish Funnel Cake

Steve not Poland has to wear ejaculate in his Irish red beard, to the point that it looks like funnel cake batter.

While a man named Steve is going down on Tom , and Tom pulls out to give Steve an Irish Funnel Cake.

by Steve Polesmokin Poland January 12, 2022

irish idol ass

Joey Eaton

That guy looks like beetle juice, he’s an Irish idol ass.

by SisterBellaGrace March 21, 2019

Irish Missile Crisis

The crisis a female has when an Irish American guy shows her his big white cock.

Irish American guy,"When she sees my missile, she has a crisis!" Thus, Irish Missile Crisis.

by mattsmash99 May 31, 2017

Irish wedding ring

A set of brass knuckles.

Todd got beaten up by some thug wearing an Irish wedding ring.

by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks June 5, 2023

Irish Anal Bead

When you take a fifth of Irish whiskey and shove it in your ass and do a giant butt chug.

Holy shit that whore shoved a fifth of Jameson Irish whiskey in her ass and did a giant butt chug a true Irish Anal Bead

by Jigga208 April 16, 2022