coke rant

A heated and emotional tirade committed by someone, usually a public figure of high importance or popularity, where they exhibit odd and unusual behaviors often attributed to drug addiction.

Mike: Did you see Nicki Minaj’s recent Tweets?
Molly: Here she goes again with another coke rant!

by demomorph May 5, 2024

Jack n Coke

Jack n Coke is a highball cocktail made by mixing Jack Daniel's brand Tennessee whiskey with Coca-Cola. It's quite popular in the southern regions of the USA and the illegitimated state of Taiwan. The drink is somber in nature and is usually consumed by a man who is down on his luck and at his wits end. Study's have shown that 56% of avid Jack n Coke consumers will commit suicide at least once in there life. Study's have also shown that 3 in 5 members of AA had an addiction to Jack and Coke. The drink is commonly referred to in songs of the rock and hard rock genre as well as many country music songs. Its a Great drink for a night out on the town or some drinks with the boys! The first recorded consumer of Jack n Coke was John Lennon in 1976, just 4 years before he had killed himself.

Friend: Hey man how was that exam? do you think you passed?

Me: Well I'm drinking a Jack n Coke

Friend: So are you going out to party or will you be killing yourself this evening sir?

by penisadult November 24, 2021

Coke

Coke is 2 things, drugs in a container and drugs in a container (one of them is sugar i'm making you guess)

1) Yo bro pass me the Coke, (Sniff)
2) Yo bro pass me the Coke, (Sniff)

by OldManInAShower321 May 27, 2022

coke playing

When you spill coca cola all over your keyboard while gameing

He was coke playing yesterday so he is looking for a new keyboard

by Protocolmess June 16, 2020

Cokeing Can

Similar to a watering can, a cokeing can is a can used for pouring coke onto things.

Ah, looks like it's time to coke my plants. Gary, where did I put my cokeing can?

by MYSTERYHUMAN👀👀 March 18, 2022

Coke Toast

A delicious dish invented by skillful YouTuber Matt Rose for his 5K sub special consisting of two bags of Haribo Cola Gummy Bears that you put in a pan, let them cook for a bit till they melt, afterwards you pour two 330 ml cans of Coca-Cola (a total of 660 litres) and let it cook for a few minutes (according to the Michelin Chef himself, to test if it is done, take your wooden ladle and drag it across the pan, if it leaves a distinct line for a few moments, you are done! Then pour your concoction onto two triangle-shaped slices of toast (without the crust) and enjoy your tasty meal!

Matt is the best cook of all time! Did you hear about his Coke Toast?

by Crispy Concords July 10, 2023

Mentos in the Coke

Mentos in the coke refers to something leading up to a bad thing. Like how if youre zooted out of your head for the first time, you might get addicted. Or how a single mentos can make a coke bottle blow up.

"I'm afraid if I take this drug, it might be the mentos in the coke and I go down a very dark path. "

by angelentity768 November 30, 2020