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Gooch Taunting

When you spill a beverage on your shirt
My mom always yells at me for gooch taunting my new shirts.
by SaverOfHumens March 24, 2010
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cheeselick taunt

The tantalizing urge to lick your cheesy fingers after finishing a bag of Cheetos in the presence of others, but reluctantly wiping your hands on a napkin to avoid public scrutiny.
It was apparent that Eduardo was suffering from cheeselick taunt when he sighed while reaching for his napkin.
by Grumpy Duckling April 21, 2011
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Dot-Taunting

Origin - Social Media jargon in association to messenger apps, including but not limited to, Facebook.

1.) Verb - The conscious act of starting to type then stopping to induce a reaction (typically negative & emotional) from the receiving party;

2.) Verb - The intentional act of intentionally typing, deleting, and re-typing (usually nonsense) and lastly suddenly logging off without sending any message for the sheer satisfaction of knowing that the other person is an avid dot watcher resulting in an unfavorable emotional response in the receiving party, in which their own anxiety/panic level starts rising with each key stroke at the endless possibilities of the unknown;

3.) Verb - that moment when you suddenly realize that you are either being fucked around with by some maniacal bitch who knows that you obsessively dot watching, or that same person sending the message is so pissed off that you are scared to read the book that is being written.

Please see Dot watch
Example, "So after we went out on our first date, we started messaging about strange sexual fantasies, and that is when I realuzed that I was a victim of Dot-Taunting for over an hour! I guess she really wasn't into me, bro."
by .~TheVelvetHammer October 26, 2015
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Jay taunting

To deliberately walk out in front of an autonomous vehicle knowing that it will stop
What happened to Wade?

He was jay taunting and the passenger got out and kicked his ass.
by Dogbiscuits4humans October 5, 2017
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sh’taun

Bald headed shy undcover freak tends to be a player at times
Watch out for that guy over there... Thats not a. Guy that a Sh’taun go see what she about
by Dictionary 9182 December 23, 2017
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anti-tautological

The assertion that something is its own negation.
Giulani said that truth isn't truth (then what the fuck is it?). It's an anti-tautological statement..
by Cynicool August 19, 2018
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Anthony Taulbee

A man who has many talents, some of which include, Law Enforcement, Being Cool, and Sucking cock for money.
That cop is a Anthony Taulbee
by Loegan June 30, 2019
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