your flag is my toilet paper

No matter who you are or where you are in the world,

your flag is my toilet paper

by I hate you all June 29, 2004

Female Toilet

A term used to describe a woman who enjoys having body excretions on her body.

Alternative: Walking Toilet

God, Rick, you do know Susie is a female toilet?

by Michael O. November 20, 2004

toilet paper bunnies

when a girl goes to the bathroom an wipes and the lent from the toilet paper builds up down there.

I have to go wash up before we have sex to get rid of the toilet paper bunnies.

by ShannonP January 25, 2008

Full Toilet

In Poker, it is the absolute worst hand possible. It is when you end-up with 3 black cards and 2 red cards, or vice-versa. There can be no pairs, a shit hand. Loses to a toilet flush and every other hand.

"i went all in with a full toilet and got blasted by a pair of 2s on the river"

"she took one look at my full toilet and disposed of it with her toilet flush to win the WSOP."

by Acebinkley August 24, 2005

fell in the toilet

To jack off in the bathroom pretending to take a shit or while taking a shit

Jonny: I'm going to the bathroom
Mom: Okay

Mom: Jonnys been in the bathroom for so long he must have fell in the toilet

by Sassyredbitch June 9, 2018

Don't shit in my toilet

When a close friend, family member or lover/partner continues to lament about a personal issue that he or she refuses to deal with but wants to harp on end about it the whole time you spend together, praying for sympathy although that person has no intention of ever ending the situation? It's just that they really want to put the monkey on your back for a little while but really will have no plans on resolution? They are trying to leave the crap in your toilet and keep theirs clean and toxic free.

Johnny: "I'm so sick of Karen, dude, this is what she did today.."

Dude: "Naw man, respectfully, you complain about Karen every day and have for the last 12 years, don't shit in my toilet Johnny, I'm having a good day. Let's talk about the playoffs."

by Thouston299 October 14, 2011

toilet of rectal animosity

A ficticious "place," like Area 51 or your mom's cooch party, in which people I don't like can be engulfed in a swarming mass of raging anal fury.

Andrew McFarlane can go burning into the toilet of rectal animosity.

You should be swallowed into the toilet of rectal animosity... and be smited with the fury of a thousand angry anuses!

by The flaming salmon (alex) November 23, 2004