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TOAS: Tits On A Stick.

Comes from a thin woman that has large breast either from a breast job or natural.
That is one fine TOAS.

Man I'd love to get with that TOAS.

Ashley is the greatest TOAS ever!
by Alex Whyte December 17, 2004
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Texas Toast

When a big fat man takes a shit on a woman's face and steps on it, and shouts TEXAS TOAST!
by MayoSalPhil September 8, 2009
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toasted

extremely intoxicated, usually drunk. Often used in small, rather snooty suburban towns to describe drunkenness and the stupidity drunkenness entails.
After one skinny margarita, I was totally toasted.

I was so drunk, all I could think of was cinnamon toasted crunch and pork fried toasted.
by Westport Weekend Woman July 5, 2011
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Toaster Mage

1) Likes toasted computers
2) Likes PIE
3) Likes randomness
4) Likes Spam programs
5) Naturally lazy
6) Hate's physical activity of any kind (who doesn't)
7) Has annoyingly Curly Hair
8) Invents days (eg Unhappy error 404 day 04/04/05)
9) Does not own a toaster
10) Uses the phrase "I see..." too much on msn
Someone says "Hello"
Toasty says "I see..."
by Fomar0153 April 5, 2005
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Toaster Struedal

A Shit on the Chest with Cum Icing.
He gave her a Cleveland steamer? Nah man he one upped it and gave her a toaster Struedal!
by Matt2008 April 8, 2008
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Toast

1) Too much; I can't; no more
2) a lovely breakfast serving
Guy 1: You want to finish this roach?
Guy 2: Nah, man. Toast.

Example 2:
Waitress: What would you like to order?
Girl: I'd like a bacon omelet with a side of rye toast with butter.
by Mrs. Sirius Black January 25, 2009
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toast mother

Elderly female, offering crusty toast with butter and sweet strawberry jam and chocolate milk so you almost can't stop having breakfast. She puts new sheets on and organizes internet access to make your best time abroad.

Not to be confused with room service.
My british toast mother even served toast as a welcome dinner.
by cinch January 3, 2012
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