pound her cookies into the dirt

giving a girl a seriously hard and thorough fucking. The kind that leaves her exhausted and sore.

I am going to pound her cookies into the dirt

by xenoflux May 30, 2006

Upside Down Mouth Pound

When you lean a girls head off the end of the bed in order to open up her esophagus and you furiously enter and exit your penis.

Kelly: "So Rachel, did you finally give Jerry a blowjob?"
Rachel: "Blowjobs are for the weak, Rachel. I let Jerry do the Upside Down Mouth Pound on me."
Kelly: "That seems like it would hurt!"
Rachel: "It's not that bad since it opens up my esophagus."

by greenpineapple7 May 4, 2014

Michigan Milk Pound

When a girl is on her side with one foot in the air balancing a cup of milk while you are having side ways intercourse.And when you finish you finish in the cup and then she drinks it and gets a milk mustache

Damn that girl is a freak i heard Allen gave her the Michigan milk pound

by Guner September 23, 2010

ten pounds all but a penny

this means.....................£9.99

my grandma always says this
"oooh it was ten pounds all but a penny!" cheers grandma

by Nobby March 25, 2006

200 pounds of bird shit

what you look like when you don't have a shirt on

HOLY SHIT! WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING A SHIRT?
it's in the washer i spilled some cereal on it
GO PUT A SHIRT ON, YOU LOOK LIKE 200 POUNDS OF BIRD SHIT!

by ihatemyname April 22, 2010

One Hundred Pounds of Clay

A top ten song from 1961, recorded by black singer Gene McDaniels, singing about his BLACK girlfriend. Not to be confused with the uncharted sequel song in 1962, where McDaniels sung about his WHITE girlfriend. It was entitled TWO Hundred Pounds of Clay.

Yo, Tyrone and Jamaal double-dated last night. Jamaal had a One Hundred Pounds of Clay chick, while Tyrone had a TWO Hundred Pounds of Clay chick!

by BigBird1017 March 8, 2008

Com-fucking-pound word

When you add "fucking" to the middle of a compound word.

Dave: Slam-fucking-dunk!
Sean: Nice com-fucking-pound word!

by Rtoal April 14, 2014