Pearl of pleasure

The clit.

Touching her pearl of pleasure.

by GimliGloinson March 24, 2022

Nanny Pearls

When a wrinkled gilf removes her dentures mid blowie, gums your shaft and lets out a celebratory queef so dusty it sets off the smoke alarm at the retirement home. Those pearls refer to the calcified secretions she ejects after climax. Thought to be remnants of post-menopausal mucus.

Harry said he was just giving her a foot rub, but ten minutes later he came out the nursing home covered in nanny pearls and smelling like regret.

by Nanny Pearls May 3, 2025

Pearled

When a man ejaculates on a man or women’s neck creating the appearance of a pearl necklace.

“Dude! I totally pearled Sally last night. She looked classy AF.”

by Cannikay February 24, 2018

Pearl Jamming

Not unlike an Eiffel Tower, to slap high fives during a five on one gangbang, emulating the cover of Pearl Jam’s debut album Ten.

She was fucking five of us at the same time so we all slapped hands at once. We were totally Pearl Jamming her.

by Hurley Indiana January 9, 2021

Pearl Rigamortis

Pearl Rigamortis is when the pearls in your bubble tea stiffen out of their soft, tender pearly state into balls of tapioca carcass.

(This occurs when left out too long without consuming)

Hey lover do you want the rest of my bubble tea?

"Sure Beast loveerboy"

(slurp)

"ptooey, spit, spit ptooey!! It's pearl rigamortis." No Thank you!"

by Treebonics April 5, 2017

pool pearls

When the loads of all the ternage boys in the YMCA pool coagulate and chemically harden over the years to create actual pearls that you step on and hurt your feet while walking around in said pool.

Dude, is this pebble tec for reals, or am i walking a field of pool pearls over here??

by Johnny B from AZ August 1, 2018

Pearls

Drips of pre ejaculation.

The dirty story Bob was telling was giving Joe pearls.

by Tanter December 10, 2019