stuff muffin

Someone who can pack on the pounds but still look like a stud.

Dude, even though you eat McDonald's every day, your still a stud. What a stuff muffin.

by Keepnitreal July 30, 2015

Muffin Bluffin'

Another phrase for a cock-tease; a person who gets you all hot and bothered, and then backs of.

She was all ready to go, and then leaves me, high and dry.

Yea, dude. She was muffin bluffin'!

by Zombender September 11, 2010

terd muffin

A delicious brownie from someone's rectum.

I turned the bathroom into a bakery today when I whipped up a steaming fresh batch of terd muffins.

by java monster February 22, 2008

shit muffin

1. A food item that looks a lot like a terd but is still edible. 2. Something you say when you have no idea what the hell is going on.

1. Ugh! What the fuck is that on that shelf. It looks like a shit muffin.

2. Where the fuck am I? Oh shit muffins! I am totally confused.

by crackrabbit January 1, 2005

flea muffin

A hemroid so big it pops out your anus and has thousands of black speckles looking like fleas

Johnny tried to lift up 1000 pounds of meat and popped out a flea muffin

by Nika November 17, 2003

Crud Muffin

A saying when you fall, screw something up or any other place where you would normally curse.

Crud Muffin! I forgot what the capital of Nevada is!

by Telus Mobility January 19, 2010

muffin ass

A big, fluffy ass. Also, a person who has a big, fluffy ass.

"My wife wants it--a picture of me naked, 'cause she says I have a wonderful muffin-ass." - Sol Rosenberg

by Gertz March 12, 2004