deuce double quad

The name of the residence of Charlie and Jason.

What was once known as 244, is now the deuce double quad.

by Hula Shake June 15, 2004

deuce times twelve

Another name for a giant ass shit.

Johnny just dropped a deuce times twelve.
He said that shit hurt!!

by The Little Kid May 28, 2006

Deuce of nods on the back seat

1920s slang, a fancy way of saying "two days ago"

"a strange broad walked into my office- as strange broads sometimes do. i had seen her before- deuce of nods on the back seat, in O'Ryan's speakeasy."

by hels bels July 21, 2006

Ding Dong Deep Dish Deuce

When you shit in a Little Ceaser's Deep Deep Dish pizza box, leave it on someone's doorstep, and ring their bell.

Let's Ding Dong Deep Dish Deuce these fuckers tonight.

by Hey Fuckers March 3, 2016

played the deuce from the bottom of the deck

played the duece from the bottom of the deck: leaving a shit stain on one's undergarment; skid marks

Damn, when I took off my pants, I saw I had played the deuce from the bottom of the deck.

by TooSick4U October 9, 2008

big joker, little joker, deuce

Add it. The fact you can't play prison spades means you're a punk.

Love
Kristin

Yo, yo, yo... Throw those bloody deuces out... We're playing big joker, little joker, deuce

by Redbirch September 19, 2017

deucey dutz du du deuce du di du

This and other variations are what one generally says after shit-boxing a tent with friends.

(Water bottling the blunt afterwards is optional.)

Kid in tent: "Deucey dutz du du deuce du di du"
Friends: hahahahha
Kid in tent: "dudi deucdeuc di di du deuce"
Friends: hahahahaha

by Theodore Gato April 4, 2008