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The David Lyons Complex

The David Lyons Complex is what can be seen in those individuals that most certainly like the same gender, but will never admit it. People who are living this complex usually have man buns and have foot fetishes.
"Did you see that guy with the man bun who was giving that poor kid a yee yee ass haircut? Definition of The David Lyons Complex."
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neopolitan complex

Whether due to the fact that one with this condition inhabit territories north of the Mason Dixon, or simply is opinionated and cold blooded. One with a Neopolitan Complex prefers the order of a redhead, a blonde, and then a brunette when it comes to order of flavor. Those with a Neopolitan Complex will not deviate from this algorithm. So much to the fact that if the carpet does not match the drapes, they will immediately abstain and wait for the next flavor to come full circle.
Thor has such a Neopolitan Complex, he was with Ruby on Monday, Brooke on Tuesday, and when Brooke and Ruby came back together on Wednesday for a threesome, he passed and said “I’m good for now”.
by klosiN May 1, 2018
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YouTube Complex

When someone pretends / thinks that everything is a YouTube video
“bro my cousin is so annoying she has a YouTube complex
by Aaroncfriedman February 20, 2021
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Queen Complex

The enjoyment of seeing someone larger/stronger than yourself on their knees before you
"Oh Martha definitely has a queen complex alright; she loves seeing Evan, from the gym, on his knees before her"
by Civil Potato August 15, 2025
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Minion complex

The inherent desire of every short person to follow the orders of someone taller
'Look at Josh he's doing everything John wants him to'
'I know right he has a minion complex'
by thetallslut July 20, 2022
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Average Complex

When somebody believes that they’re just average despite evidence that proves otherwise. They don’t believe they’re worse than everyone like a person with an Inferiority Complex, nor do they think they’re better than everyone like a person with a Superiority Complex. Rather, they believe they’re just like the average person, even if they are better (or worse)
Sarah: “You did AWESOME on the piano today!”
Hinata: “I don’t think so, anyone could do that. I’m nothing special”
Sarah: 💭 “Poor boy, someone has got to get him out of this average complex and help him realize he’s genuinely amazing”
by SHSL ??? November 15, 2025
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The complex

Love is not a garuntee in anyone's life anyone unfortunate enought could go through life without ever feeling love
it would be an entireley alien concept to them
A: hey do you know The complex from _boisvert?
B: yes i know him he is the guy who explains that love isn't a garuntee in anone's life?
A: yes
by IAmANoob21371 September 3, 2022
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