Clam Napkin

"So there I was with this chick, we got home from the bar and I thought something seemed fishy about the whole situation. She had the worst clam napkins like she hadn't showered in a week and was rode hard and put away wet, and stored in salt water"
by Red delicious June 12, 2016
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clam coma

A pussy so good, when you're done with it, it puts you in a clam induced coma.
"Damn that girl's pussy was soooo tight, it put me in a clam coma".
by Mister Kleen March 04, 2014
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Growling Clam

When you're eating a girls pussy that hasn't eaten all day and you can hear her stomach growling, resembling that of a growling clam.
Yeah dude, I was going down on Jessica earlier and she had the worst growling clam I've ever heard! It sounded like a damn alligator!
by TDCommitte October 04, 2017
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Clam Bake

When a woman queefs in bed, then pulls the blanket over her man's face.
female version of a Dutch oven. Guys, don't give your woman a Dutch Oven. She might give you a clam bake.
by Leatherneck65 October 08, 2012
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angry clam

when a girl is having her period

damn watch out for the angry clam dylan l
by jeffy69 July 15, 2008
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clam burglar

a man trying to rob me of my vagina.
gosh billy bob is such a clam burglar, always trying to get at my vagina
by sallanie April 03, 2009
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Clam Slap

Similar to the "Tea Bag", Clam Slap is the dipping/dragging of a woman's vagina over an enemy's face once the enemy has died. A complete and hillarious way of a female showing a person that their her bitch.
*WoW, Halo, CoD, etc character runs and rubs vagina over dead body's face*

*Player 1* Dude... you were just Clam Slapped.
*Player 2* Yeah... I smell like fish now... -_-
by Jagurara September 21, 2009
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