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gay bastard

wood workers
any wood workers
by Joe Bloe September 18, 2003
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cuntsucking bastard

A cunt sucking nastard is more like a wet pussy fart ass dude. That person also acts like a bitch towards you or anyone else. They are dumbfounded and usually human.
"You are a cuntsucking bastard Brian," said Shelly. Brian had just threw a snow ball straight into her face.
by Justtivue January 10, 2017
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Rat Bastard

1. An annoying small rodent like dog who does nothing but piss off surrounding humans.
2. A person who cheats, lies, steals, or pisses you off in general.
1. That rat bastard of yours wakes me up constantly with his barking.

2. That rat bastard at the car dealership screwed me over.
by Yeah Bearded Nun September 30, 2017
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road bastard

any vehicle larger than originally intended. typically lifted trucks and suv's.
That road bastard must have had atleast an 8 inch lift and 40 inch tires.
by MyFordIsOne November 23, 2009
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Random Bastard

Random Bastard is an individual who has been chosen using the ol "Throw a phone book in the air, and throw a dart at the resulting open page"Method.

The term was taken from the movie starring Steve Martin titled The Jerk. Throughout the film Steve Martins Character is stalked by a bumbling fat ass grease ball of a raving, militant, lunatic, sniper, serial killer who chose his victims this way. Upon completing the process the killer exclaimed "I got you now you Random Bastard, son of a bitch." and referred to his targets in this way mumbling under his breath and stalking them throughout the movie.
The term is used to refer to people you dont know or bump into walking down the street.

Generally it infers an underlying contemptuous or punitive tone.
An example of its use in a driving situation, shouted, uttered or mumbled by someone who politely drives down the road all the while cussing at everyone who crosses their path. (and closet smoking)

Hang up and drive!, get the hell over! DIE YOU RANDOM BASTARD!
by Random Bastard January 9, 2012
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fishy bastard

An utter annoyance. That looks like a fish.
*looks at fish boy* "Fishy bastard..."
by CarcassCardigan March 24, 2014
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fucktard bastard

Someone who is exceedingly idiotic or moronic.
You are such a fucktard bastard, Allan!
by LoneWolf777 August 2, 2016
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