stick shift

The type of automobile transmission driven by all men (and some women) with two legs and two arms.

Automatic transmissions are for old granny ladies, girlie girls, girlie men, and sissy boys.

I'm a man, therefore I drive a stick shift.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 19, 2005

double dip-stick

verb : one male ejaculates into a woman's ass crack, then another male scoops up the cum with his penis then makes another woman suck it all off.

After a wild night at Mirage, Mikey and his friend double dip-sticked their underaged, drunken bitches.

by 1-800-Asian Dave October 16, 2007

stick shifting

The attempt to bring one's self to the point of ejaculation while driving at a high rate of speed.

Johnny was stick shifting at about 81 mph when he finally stomped the clutch.

by Richard Wriggles June 10, 2013

dumb-stick

Yet another word for penis.

Some guys think with their dumb-sticks.

by Reb. Schmooooly July 12, 2004

muddy stick

the act of having anal sex with your girlfriend and having her shit on your cock

i gave it to lynette in the ass and she gave me a muddy stick

by johny T. cuddler December 11, 2004

sport stick

another name for a cigarette

"Hey Syd, lets go out for a sport stick"

by tukut May 29, 2007

Wack Stick

USB flash drive used to stash your porn

"My wife won't find my porn because I have it stashed on my wack stick,"

by McBastard November 15, 2007