A person whose sole purpose is to count the ringlets or "spokes" of another persons spinchter/anus. This person may or may not also be obssessive about such a practice; but it is often more or less used demeaningly.
"The doctor at my appointment today took a really long time starting at my butthole. I think he might have been a SPOKESMASTER"
by DankFurhter February 4, 2026
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Crime is lower here than ten cities in red states. He’s just using stoketistics to push his crappy agenda!
by DaWisest September 11, 2025
Get the Stoketistics mug.A SmokeScreenShot is a piece of art designed to look like it is simply a screencap or still taken from a TV show, movie, or even video game. Originally coined by SmirkingDesigns in 2023.
For example, if one shows stills from an imagining of if Tim Burton made Star Wars, and it looked like they legitimately come directly from a show or something, those would be SmokeScreenShots.
This is a mashup of the word "Smokescreen", which is something generally used to obscure, and "Screenshot". Also can be known as a "SmokeScreenCap".
For example, if one shows stills from an imagining of if Tim Burton made Star Wars, and it looked like they legitimately come directly from a show or something, those would be SmokeScreenShots.
This is a mashup of the word "Smokescreen", which is something generally used to obscure, and "Screenshot". Also can be known as a "SmokeScreenCap".
by Hematita September 16, 2025
Get the SmokeScreenShot mug.The primal, unholy fusion of excitement and horniness so powerful it could power Las Vegas for a week. Also defined as that electric moment when your brain short-circuits from pleasure and adrenaline — usually followed by poor decisions, suspicious hickies, and a missing sock. To reach a level of satisfaction so intense it should be illegal in three states.
“Dude, she texted ‘you up?’ at 2 a.m.”
“Bro’s not just excited—he’s full-on Stokedhamm.” “I blacked out after the after-party.”
“Yeah, you were Stokedhamm incarnate.” “What happened last night?”
“Let’s just say… we Stokedhammed the whole damn house.”
“Bro’s not just excited—he’s full-on Stokedhamm.” “I blacked out after the after-party.”
“Yeah, you were Stokedhamm incarnate.” “What happened last night?”
“Let’s just say… we Stokedhammed the whole damn house.”
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Get the Stokedhamm mug.The slang term to refer your parents talking to the doctor on the behalf of you back when you were too young to even be able to talk
I can’t believe my parents were my spokespersons back then; I barely knew how to speak, but they were already charming the socks off the doctor during my check-ups!
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