In the lore of Valley Highschool, Richard Stevens, commonly referred to as Stevens, is the god of the raisins. When he consumes raisins, he grows all powerful and can rip a child apart atom by atom with nothing but a blink of an eye. He attempts to hide his power as the raisin god by pretending to hate raisins because even the thought of raisins makes him aggressively cum everywhere, destroying everything his cum touches due to its high radioactivity.
Did you know that the Chernobyl disaster was caused by Stevens cumming after eating 2.5 million pounds of raisins in half a second? It only took him 3% of his power, as anything over 10% of his power would devastate Earth into a powerful nuclear holocaost and perminantly irradiate Earth ending all life in it and if he uses anything over 15% of his power it will rip apart the universe atom by atom.
Oh, Jeremy, did you hear about Stevens the raisin god destroying a village filled with children to tear them apart to help him overcome his massive amount of energy he gained from eating two raisins? It made him use .2 percent of his power.
Oh, Jeremy, did you hear about Stevens the raisin god destroying a village filled with children to tear them apart to help him overcome his massive amount of energy he gained from eating two raisins? It made him use .2 percent of his power.
by big_dicked_boiiii February 9, 2019
Get the Stevensmug. Steven is annoying
by Galaxymellon March 27, 2019
Get the Stevenmug. Annoyingly sexy
You can be mad at them cause they're so fucking annoying but be checking them out cause they're sexy ASF and that's annoying.
"That's Italian steven He's annoyingly sexy."
"That's Italian steven He's annoyingly sexy."
by Sadiebiitxh May 4, 2025
Get the Italian Stevenmug. steven has a 3 cm
by ilovemilfssssss May 9, 2022
Get the Stevenmug. A mad-lad who understands the basic principles of being an essay. Essentially a tough person with a simple underline.
by hats11 September 29, 2021
Get the Eshay Stevenmug. My favorite person to exist. Probably smells like coffee. Might be the smartest person on this planet. Gives good hugs and advice. Always makes me laugh. Will never be forgotten.
by Your pal-CW November 23, 2021
Get the Steven Kospendermug. by ♥️premadona girl ♥️ February 21, 2022
Get the Steven r monroemug.