when a women or male gets jizzed all over his or her face they waits til it dries up.then you break into a house (which has a small child around 5 years of age).Automatically the will think you are santa.tell him that the only way to be on the nice list is to take a penis up the ass(or in a womens sake puts on a strap on.).after the anal sex you kill the child and stuff the body down the chimeny.
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A high school in Southern California who is home of the Cardinals. This season in football, basketball, and baseball they have combined record of 2 wins, and 57 losses. Their rival is the Fillmore Flashes of Fillmore High School. Fillmore has basically owned the rivalry as Santa Paula has not beaten Fillmore in any of the above sports in several years.
guy 1: Who we playing next week?
guy 2: We got Santa Paula High at home.
guy 3: nice, sounds like an easy win.
guy 2: We got Santa Paula High at home.
guy 3: nice, sounds like an easy win.
by t-pain123 July 9, 2007
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Get the santa clarita mug.a pretty town on the coast of california. Beautiful to look at and visit once and awhile, but growing up in this piece of shit town sucks. Many of the locals (mostly white and gay) think theyre hard by joing fag gangs. Like east side and west side. The two sides have drama towards eachother for no apparent reason, most guy locals here think theyre bad ass and are full of shit. please go to oakland or somewhere in the bay area so you can get your ass beat. lots of the girls here are dumb sluts that usually prance around in shorts and nasty ass tube tops at parties. someone needs to beat there asses, and thats basically it.
Santa Cruz Fag in East Oakland: ESSC all day bitch, we hard!! well take east oakland any day!
Group of oakland gangters tackle the santa cruz fag and finally whoop his stupid white ass.
Group of oakland gangters tackle the santa cruz fag and finally whoop his stupid white ass.
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