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shoe size

Someone who acts childish or immature. Most guys shoe size is around 9-12, so it is used when someone is acting of that age.
Greg: "yo did you hit that last night."
Mark: "Nah, that bitch was my fuckin shoe size."
Greg: "damn"
by signature January 14, 2008
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smieches

A Lot of love. a very sweet way of saying I love you to death.
leo my dear I just wanted to say that I thoroughly enjoy your company and I love you to smieches! So you better not move back to Argentina buddy!!
by Leo C. July 9, 2006
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Tiny Smile

The smile a certain person produces everytime another certain person does or says something that makes them happy.
Steven: "I love you"
Brittany: *Tiny smiles*
by Super Saiyan Steve January 4, 2009
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Rasputin sized

adj.) when your dick is the size of Rasputin (aka 13 inch)
Hey baby my cock is Rasputin sized!

The dude I did last night had a Rasputin sized penis!
by Edward Von Trapp May 30, 2008
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size zero

skinny models that designer Victoria Beckham specifically banned from walking in her Spring 2011 catwalk presentation because she wants to be the only skinny bitch in the world.
Victoria sitting in the audition room, one skinny mode walks in, she whispers "omg who's that size zero bitch? is she skinnier than me?" then she yells "you're out skinny BITCH!"
by Rony911 September 18, 2010
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Size Zero

Officially defined as a measure of clothing size. Size Zero measurements are as follows:

Bust: 32"
Waist: 24"
Low Hip*: 35.5"

* Defined as 9" below the waist

Primarily aimed at fashion concious parents of 8 - 10 year olds, who'd like their daughters to grow up fast and be "perfect".

The Size Zero fad has caught on with celebrities, Posh Spice being the most favoured example. When reported in the Tabloids the Size Zero fad is typically considered with distaste.

Unfortunately, impressionable teenagers - primarily females - are being caught up in the Size Zero fad, trying to follow after their heroine's footsteps.

Most respectable dieticians are known to believe that being a Size Zero is unhealthy, will shorten a persons life span and has been linked to osteoporosis.

You will find that while some men prefer Size Zero women, most do not; frequently referring to them as "far too skinny". Men like curves girls, know it.
Examples of Size Zero celebrities:

Posh Spice
Lindsay Lohan
by Tortured_Soul December 9, 2008
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Smike

A derogatory term to describe a tall poor white gorky skinny male. The origins come from the popular 19th century Charles Dickens novel Nicholas Nickelby.
That boy is some smike. Look at how bruck down his clothes are.
by fatuma and kafiya December 7, 2003
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