seesharp

A saxophonist who enjoys the finer things in life: trivia fun forum, saxophone playing, trombone stroking, denture-soaking, prune juice drinking, chatting up trannies, streaking on farms, watching Shooting Stars, giving protocological exams to young men named Gary and Michael, dispensing toilet paper in pristine butler fashion to a certain tff moderator when in urgent need after an immediate meal of beans on toast and lots of cabbage, and taking long walks on a Florida beach in June (after a hardy game of trivia with fellow tff mates inside the air conditioned hotel, of course).

Play that funky music, seesharp!

Need any TP assistance, Mr. Chest? Your butler seesharp is here at your disposal.

by seeflat June 25, 2003

smash your dinner

Fuck a bitch in the ass when there is a shit on deck, thus smashing last nights dinner!!

Your HOT!! I want to smash your dinner

by Nmiller November 25, 2007

smash your pipi

have sex with a girl

I gonna smash your pipi when I get you home tonight!!

by M att kaio July 6, 2008

Smash For the Cash

Money for sex

chick: damn i cant make rent this month
dude: girl you gotta smash for the cash

by cjtherriault August 20, 2008

Sleshinger

A kitchen implement made in Japan, assembled in Germany, and shipped to Canada. it is only sold in Alabama. of course, the power of this object is un-know. for a while now, Canada has been plotting to take over the U.S.A. with their particle accelerator. aided by the brain washed rock bands of america, they could only afford one small shop to sell these devices in the state of Alabama. when the economy fell, the need for imported kitchen devices went up. now there is a Sheshinger is almost every home in america. we must stop them before they carry out their ultimate plan! Canada will use giant rockets to fly their country to mars, then blow up the earth! WE MUST STOP THEM!

A Sleshinger is a spatula, with port attachments, and TURBO DRIVE!

by Scorpius Malcom October 29, 2009

smash your own chocolate

fucking yourself - feminine

I'm out drinking with the boys, go smash your own chocolate

by gibletto de conco October 31, 2010

smash you up bruh

A term used to describe when an individual threatens to beat someone else up. It originated from the streets of Detroit.

John: Hey Paul, did i mention i banged your girlfriend last night?
Paul: You better be lying or else I'm gonna smash you up bruh

by matt139 November 10, 2012