Show and Smell

When using a stall in a public restroom to take an extremely unpleasant shit, wiping yourself and then offering the used toilet paper to the person in the stall next to you as evidence of your foul deed.
Mike - Hey man, can I borrow some toilet paper, my stall is empty?

Todd - Sure, here you go.

Mike - All finished with it you can have it back now.

Todd - OMG, that is fucking disgusting, what died in your ass?

Mike - I know, that's why I had to show and smell.
by jval73 December 8, 2011
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Smelling n telling

The person who blabs on you for shitting yourself next to others who didn't know.
Dave: Goddamn velma committed smelling n telling on me in the library yesterday!
Rick: Damn That's Tough
by SilkenKnight36 March 25, 2019
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When yo girl is so fine and smellin good you just want to bite her
When your girl walks in the room after you haven't seen her all day lookin vicious and smelling delicious because she is wearing that perfume that takes your breath away cause it smells so good and lookin good because she just be lookin good
by Lookin vicious and smelling de December 3, 2020
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my fart smell

it means your farts smell. nasty bitch. girls dont fart
by hitherlol April 22, 2021
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A phrase used by people who have never smelt chloroform and/or those who don't know how chloroform actually works. Supposedly the person will pass out after sniffing a rag soaked in chloroform like in the movies, but in reality they would think it's some kind of cleaning fluid with fragrance if it hasn't evaporated in less than a minute.
He asked "does this smell like chloroform" before handing me a rag that seemed to be wet. I said "yes, that's trichloroethylene and it smells like chloroform"
by vaegsoojumus September 25, 2023
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