jacob sanger

Real Big Chinned guy. Has a big johnny and never has a full tank of gas. J cole enthusiast

John: Whats your personality like?
Goblin: Oh like a jacob sanger wannabe

by owenzachkortlops12334i4 November 28, 2023

Monkey-slinger

A man who throws banana and shit as a defense-breaking maneuver, in an attempt to proceed to the offensive.

Micheal: Jordan is a Monkey-Slinger! When he strikes, our attack will push the fort!

Jordan: Remember to bring some tissues for yourself, cus I ain't wiping!

by BongoLongManMDF August 9, 2024

titty slinger

A women's bra.

Hey honey, could ya hand me my titty slinger I gotta get ready for church.

by Mole lady March 29, 2024

Crocodilliananifadoastrodociusan Siggerfartqueeftonan melatoninyeezygummyfartison

Crocodilliananifadoastrodociusan Siggerfartqueeftonan Melatoninyeezygummyfartison is something that young kids these days call their pet crocodile.

Hey Crocodilliananifadoastrodociusan Siggerfartqueeftonan Melatoninyeezygummyfartison, you are my favorite crocodile.

by fartkingserpent April 7, 2024

mucus slinger

When one flings it's mucus from the mucus membrane of the nasal cavity on to someone or something intentionally

I was a mucus slinger at my girlfriend after she took my last crack rock

by Murdockou812 May 25, 2024

Sunday Slinger

When someone (or you) takes a shit in someone else's dryer, then proceeds to leave with the machine on heat cycle.

Additional; Courtesy Slinger: Remove the dryer vent to allow the dryer air to vent into the house.

Bro! It smells like some hot shit in your house!

-Dude, I think someone just gave you a Sunday Slinger! Your dryer is full of dry hot shit!

by CherryDaddy June 11, 2024

Digital sinner

Used to describe a state of complete mental inactivity or being totally unresponsive, similar to a computer that has completely frozen or a flatline on a monitor.

I asked Simon for the answer and he just gave me a digital sinner; he's completely checked out.

by laylowsinner March 7, 2026