Simon

Smallest pp

Is it even in there simon

by Natalia mar November 22, 2021

Šimon

Tall and a very handsome young man. His smile can light up the room, and the wrinkles by his eyes are to die for. Very smart, even though he will not admit it. He is a hard-working man and can achieve anything he sets his mind to. Šimon is a very supportive friend, and extremely patient as well. Keeps his circle small. Secretly likes cuddles and is a great hugger. He also likes sports, for example, badminton. He is usually a very funny guy and gives amazing movie recommendations. If he cares about you, don't lose him over some stupid shit like being jealous about everything and give him his freedom. His friendship and love is worth all the trouble. In conclusion, Šimon is a good guy despite some of his, not bad, but worse qualities.

I really like this guy, he is pretty awesome. But he doesn't want to hug me..
Ohhh, that's gotta be Šimon!

by gimmeahugpls158 November 22, 2021

simranjot

A smart, handsome man who is desired by many women but is loyal to his own. He’s the definition of successful and loyal.

What do you want be when you grow up?
I wanna be Simranjot

by Atlas06 November 22, 2021

Simranjeet kaur

Simranjeet kaur is the most beautiful person I’ve ever met they’re so pretty and not like all the basic girls she’s lovely and can always make you smile even in the saddest of times they’re really respectful and is always understanding. Hairbrush, ily2.

Simranjeet kaur is fine😋

by Hairbrush ily2😋 January 4, 2022

Simon

1. To suck a hairy, British boomers’ cock at 4 o’ clock.
2. To have sex with a porcupine.

1. “Man, he sure looks like he’s interested in the Brits, do you think he’s gonna simon?”
2. “Aww, the porcupine is so cute! I feel like Simoning it!”

by Tommie hendrickens April 29, 2022

Simmons and Spy

An old married couple whose sex life involves lots of red shells, knives, and table flipping. Spy is Simmons little bitch, but they love each other deep down.

"I saw Simmons and Spy at the hospital again. Simmons got a red shell stuck inside her and Spy had lots of stab wounds and wood splinters to dig out."

by JMAD_1979 August 4, 2023

scott simon

A jobless Polish junkie.

You lost your job again? What a fucking Scott Simon...

by SlumLordBillionaire June 6, 2018