shrek lord

My Dad

How’d you enjoy them Donk Momos, Shrek Lord?

by So super hot October 23, 2017

shrek

A sexy green man with a sexy green penis that penetrates its victims filling them with onion cum.

timmy: shrek got me last night...
billy: fuck i think im next

by bhdsjfbxfbuies March 5, 2017

Shrek Neck

When your poop is green

I just had a shrek neck and I think I need to see a doctor

by Mr. Cat Guy October 7, 2022

Shrek's Candle

When one ejaculates into someones ear and lets it harden. Once removed it can be used as a candle.

She said said fill all my holes so i put it in her ear and gave her that shrek's candle.

by Shrekzaddy July 1, 2022

shrek

shrek is my husband and lord. he knows me so well. shrek is our god, if you do not worship our savior… you shalt by crossed by the monkey cotton picker named ice cube. he will in fact rock your stuff.

Gangsta 1: DUDE- do you know my boyfriend… shrek?

Gangsta 2: that is gay.

Gangsta 1: no…….

by shrek my bf December 31, 2022

Shrek 6

The Shrek sequel no one talks about :(

"Shrek 6 will be an amazing movie guys trust me"

by theworldofurbanwords December 7, 2024

Shrek

God.

Shrek is god.

by Shrekisgod12344 May 25, 2021