Shrek

The chadest of chads. A god on Earth. The true definition of peak physique. The one we all look up to. The god of gods. Simply put, the definition of perfection. No one can be perfect. No one can be Shrek.

Wow! This cake is Shrek!

It's perfect

by ShrekJoemama January 16, 2022

SHREK

SHREK IS AS YUMMY AS MYSELF

MMMMMMMEEEEE SHREK TASTES GOOD

by defenitly not wesley November 30, 2020

Shrek

The Lord

Shrek is my lord

by Deep fried May 29, 2018

Shrek

God

Shrek is god. That's it.

by anonymous December 4, 2020

Shrekking

When you take two stalks of celery and a piece of broccoli, put the celery in your ass, do a handstand and put the broccoli in your mouth. And you look like shrek with his pants down

Y/N: Dude i just tried Shrekking!
Noah: Fucking weirdo

by DundeiEh March 29, 2024

Shrek

A very handsome guy that you want to marry buy he's already taken, by me.

Barbra: that guy is a Shrek
Amanda: yes he is a Shrek

by BlackCat107 May 10, 2022

shrek

you

Person A: “Sheesh, we got Shrek.”
Person B: “Haha, yeah..”
You: “Ha- wait me?”

by Joe F. Momma July 9, 2021