cock shock

when a female breaks up with you but is unable to have sex with anyone else after you

that bitch has cock shock, she hasn't fucked since we broke up.

by cockshoker June 21, 2004

The Shocker

Two for the pink, one for the stink.(Two for the goo, one for the poo)

Man, you shoulda seen the look on Tiffanys face when I slipped her the shocker.

by EvanWheeler August 27, 2003

shockher

When you finger a girl up her pussy and ass with one hand. two fingers in each hole

by Cronic king April 23, 2003

New Jersey Shocker

A variation of the three finger shocker. Instead of 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink, the new jersey shocker is 2 in the stink, one in the pink.

New Jersey Shocker: 2 in the stink, 1 in the pink

Yo, my bitch screamed when i gave her the new jersey shocker

by TyroneNazT October 29, 2004

Shock and awe

after consuming enough marijuana to reach the ultimate high and one of your buddies says something extremly funny to the point your laughing so hard your stomach hurts "shock" and after recovering from the laugh you admire how awesome that joke or saying really was "awe"

Dude my buddy clarence shock and awed the hell out of us!

by Agentsmith985749 June 10, 2010

shock the monkey

When a redneck pees on a spark plug

Hey Billy Bob d'you hear bout Billy Joe. He done shock the monkey an nearly kill'd he'self

by Trevor W September 25, 2007

Shock Jockey

Sex position in which the woman is riding the guy, hence jockey, and when the guy is about to cum, the woman tazed him. The electrical current caused by the tazer should then cause the load to shoot back up through the penal canal, body cavity, esophagus, and out of the guy's mouth in to his receiving partner's mouth; down her esophagus, through her body cavity, and out of her vaginal canal back out onto the head of the guy's penis.

Bro 1- my girl totally tazed me in the taint and gave us a shock jockey!

Bro 2- ah shit did it tingle?

by MagicAvenger May 27, 2014