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Self-Fucked

If you search for this then are basically self-fucked
She told me to go to her house to play with her pussy. But instead she plays with her pussycat. Self-Fucked myself didn't I?
(Based on a true story, Seriously.)
by Dr. Syrus June 16, 2019
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Self Sabotage

Self Sabotage is when you fart before you sit down.
Person 1: "Awh fuck."

Person 2: "What is it?"

Person 1: "Nothing. I just Self Sabotaged myself."
by Friendly neighborhood Faggot November 27, 2022
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Self-considerate

"Celebrities are very self-considerate."
by please kill my soul September 29, 2020
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Self-Pedobator

A man/woman who masturbates to baby pictures of themself.
John used to be a notorious self-pedobator, but has changed critically since.
by Fucking Karen November 14, 2021
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neck no self

The act of slapping ones neck after an act of stupidity.
Person 1: "Africa is a country, right?"
Person 2: "That is a neck no self."
by momophen May 30, 2014
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Self-soothe

Self-soothe

Verb:
(very much a doing word).

(used with or without noun / object) such as self-soother.

Gender: Predominant female application but technically neutral.

Primary Definitions.

Formal Definition
1. Masturbation primarily for the purposes of mental rather than physical distraction.

New Age Defintion

2. Wanking as a function of wellbeing and mindfulness.

Most Common Defintion

3. Route to female orgasm / physical pleasure where urgency and need for efficiency prohibit the involvement of a needy, fumbling, partner.
1. " He / she / they/ .. have really p7 everyone just f**k off for 10 mins while I self-soothe."

2. There appears to be noone around tonight who I find more attractive then myself. I might as well self-soothe.

3 Shit, life has gone badly wrong, I feel terrible and really shouldnt be thinking about sex but, fuck it, it's popped into my head so I'm going to have to self-soothe.
by Selfsoothe October 22, 2019
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Self-proof

When you make something so complicated not even you can figure it out.
Fuck! I self-proofed my e-mail account! I knew I shouldn't have made my password so complicated!
by CHINESE_TIGER September 3, 2011
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