Self-soothe
Verb:
(very much a doing word).
(used with or without noun / object) such as self-soother.
Gender: Predominant female application but technically neutral.
Primary Definitions.
Formal Definition
1. Masturbation primarily for the purposes of mental rather than physical distraction.
New Age Defintion
2. Wanking as a function of wellbeing and mindfulness.
Most Common Defintion
3. Route to female orgasm / physical pleasure where urgency and need for efficiency prohibit the involvement of a needy, fumbling, partner.
Verb:
(very much a doing word).
(used with or without noun / object) such as self-soother.
Gender: Predominant female application but technically neutral.
Primary Definitions.
Formal Definition
1. Masturbation primarily for the purposes of mental rather than physical distraction.
New Age Defintion
2. Wanking as a function of wellbeing and mindfulness.
Most Common Defintion
3. Route to female orgasm / physical pleasure where urgency and need for efficiency prohibit the involvement of a needy, fumbling, partner.
1. " He / she / they/ .. have really p7 everyone just f**k off for 10 mins while I self-soothe."
2. There appears to be noone around tonight who I find more attractive then myself. I might as well self-soothe.
3 Shit, life has gone badly wrong, I feel terrible and really shouldnt be thinking about sex but, fuck it, it's popped into my head so I'm going to have to self-soothe.
2. There appears to be noone around tonight who I find more attractive then myself. I might as well self-soothe.
3 Shit, life has gone badly wrong, I feel terrible and really shouldnt be thinking about sex but, fuck it, it's popped into my head so I'm going to have to self-soothe.
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