Scratched Helmet

A really bad haircut.

It's obvious you went to Supercuts, 'cause you've got a scrathed helmet.

by Eddy the Dentist January 10, 2004

Scratching the McCain Bus

A euphemism for masturbating. The phrase was first coined when John McCain's campaign tour bus collided with a van in Miami in August 2008.

Man, I was so horny the other day even scratching the McCain Bus didn't help relieve the tension.

by Stringer57 October 18, 2008

Back-scratcher

A guy who's usually not into romantic relationships and goes more for the casual sex. He's more akin to lover who satisfies a woman's needs, usually married women, and won't go telling everyone about the ordeal.

"I'm in need of sex"

"Call Jodie, he's a professional back-scratcher"

by Jodieeeeer26 December 17, 2016

Scrotch

When someone scratches their crotch, dick or balls

Hey dude, check out that faggot scrotching.

by kevb0t_ August 5, 2016

African booty scratcher

Long wooden object that scratches the body or any place of the body.
Primary the glutious maximums.
Native Africans used this wooden object to scratch there unreachable body parts.

Malcolm please retrieve me an African booty scratcher from the market when you go pick up the plantine please.

by Ah’cet publishing firm February 2, 2019

Cuban Back Scratcher

When a spanner is making a movie with his two favorite girls, he preforms the cuban back scratcher, this move is when he puts on a gorilla suit and mounts his fine females in sequence to fine disco beats provided by PJ

Did you see the cuban back scratcher spencer preformed on Sammie Jay and Michelle the other night, Fuck that shit was amazing

by PJ Shoppee April 11, 2008

Scrotch

The act of itching one's crotch.

"Dude, all your mom did was scrotch my balls, not play with them!"

by ChristineW April 21, 2006