App State'd

1. similar to an upset, but from a inferior or unlikely person or group who upsetted a superior person or group

2. any sports-related upset or beating similar to the beating Appalachian State gave to Michigan

1. "I was about to make my move till that little brat App State'd me and got that girl's number!"

2. "The JV basketball team App State'd the Varsity team with ease!"

by Russell Franchise September 19, 2007

status war

when two or more people get into a public argument or verbal fight on a social networking site (ex. facebook) via status updates.

awww dayum, johnny really fried up mary in that status war last night. puttin her out there like that...

by jaype August 8, 2008

Status Whore

When a person (specifically teenager) will set a status on Facebook/Myspace for attention more than four times a day.
The word Status Whore was developed because a whore changes boyfriends everyday , and Status whores change statuses every hour

Signs that you are being a status whore include :

1. Your wall contains statuses that are being updated every 15 minutes.
2. You tend to use statuses that don't get many likes on facebook.
3. People know your life because of your statuses.

Status Whores on Facebook

Maddie : I need a bagel (5 minutes ago)
Maddie : Left my charger at Baileys house \: (9 minutes ago)
Maddie : I HATE LIFE (12 minutes ago)
Maddie : HAVING SEX WITH ADRIAN DONT TEXT UNLESS YOU WANNA JOIN (15 minutes ago)
Maddie : I hate whores. (20 minutes ago)

^ This is a real girl who actually set these statuses

by Fishyyyyyy August 18, 2010

pube state

A yet-to-be researched psychological condition that affects a man when he becomes infatuated by a woman and can only think about how much he wants to have sex with her and how great that sex is. This tends to lead to many errors in thinking and lapses in reasonable judgment on the man's part. See fugue state.

"God was she hot! I did not know what I was doing. I was in a pube state."

by CaptnKen February 5, 2010

Empire State Shitters

A nickname given to brave but hostile hoodlums willing to engage in a highly dangerous prank popular in the early days of this cultural icon before the upper balcony became enclosed for safety.

The lawless Empire State Shitters could be seen hanging their asses off the railing on the top floor of the Empire State Building to take a potentially deadly dump onto the heads of unsuspecting innocents passing on the sidewalk below.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 29, 2019

United States of the Offended

A term devised by Robert D. Raiford, curmudgeon-at-large, and the only REAL reason to listen to the John Boy and Billy show. It's what the good ol' U.S. of A have become thanks to the panty-waisted touchy-feely liberal types who go out of their way looking for something to offend them, and get said panties in a knot when they find it. Hey, it's called the right to freedom of speech, ya horse's ass. Go check out the first ammendment. NOWHERE does it say that you have the right not to be offended. So quit calling for more tolerance and diversity training, and just learn to deal with it. Instead of trying to make us all overly sensitive, why the hell don't you go out and get a real job, and mind your own damn business. Sometimes the truth's a bitch, fuckers.

Wow, we can't say ____ anymore because some group got their poor little feeler's hurt and pitched a fit and made everyone take sensitivity training? Geez, some people get their skivvies in a twist over the most trivial things. It's like we're living in the United States of the Offended or something.

by Sir Adam the Great April 8, 2005

statement of intent

Telling a girl/guy you are interested in them. Usually sexual.

Him: What do you like most about doing pottery?
Her: You know, I just love molding the clay. It's so satisfying being able to create something with your hands.
Him (statement of intent): Wow, I love that you're so passionate about that. And you have such a physical enjoyment of it. That's really sexy.

by C.O'B September 10, 2006