asshole shirt

A man's dress shirt that has a color or pattern, except on the collar and cuffs, which are white. Asshole shirts are frequently set off with gold cufflinks or a tie clip. So called because the great majority of men who wear them are assholes.

I don't trust that politician/commentator/etc. because he often wears an asshole shirt on camera.
Look out! The boss is wearing an asshole shirt today.

by Trenko May 10, 2017

Purple Shirt of Sex

The most famous shirt ever seen in the BBC series Sherlock

Person1: Look it's an Purple shirt!
Fan: *loud screaming* Its the Purple Shirt of Sex!!!

by Lionsie August 8, 2017

grey shirt

A grey shirt is another term for a school student of grade 7-10. Names such as; absolute Panzy, honourless coward and godless heathen, are synonymous with the grey shirt. The only thing more noticeable than a Grey Shirt's pungent stench is the extremely dangerous speed at which they sprint on the pavement, disrupting the local population and making them wonder if they're trying to be a disappointment to their parents. While known to often approach AND TALK to human beings about their lost troglodytic instruments (handballs and hats), know that behind the fragile husk that is their fictitious confidence, is an underdeveloped homunculus and as such; can be easily transported and placed inside a bin where they belong.

Apologise for approaching me and my colleagues, Grey Shirt.

by lesiongang September 12, 2018

fap shirt

a fap shirt is when you ejaculate inside a shirt and iron it then removing the hardened cum and sending it to your grandmother.

oh my grandson remembered about the fap shirt

by Pebo the german hypocrite December 11, 2018

brown shirt me girt

Used to describe a character in the video game NBA 2K19 that is wearing default clothing. This outfit consists of a brown t-shirt, grey sweatpants, and generic 2K shoes. Brown shirt me girts are usually awful at playing 2K.

"Yo get off the Got Next spot! There's a brown shirt me girt that's trying to play with us!"

"I got crossed by the brown shirt me girt"

"My name is a me me bonkers in the brown shirt me girt"

by sickoME March 28, 2019

U-Shirt

A slang name for sweatpants, named after their shape slightly resembling a U. Inspired by the name of T-Shirts.

I put on a T-Shirt and a U-Shirt, and I was ready to go!

by CrispyBun April 9, 2019

Flannel shirt girlfriend

Was breaking up wit mcr girl while someone was tryna pee

-Flannel shirt girlfriend is sad
-she broke up with mcr shirt girl

by that little reggid March 12, 2020