A term that is the last hope for lonely losers, overweight women, and pretentious tools of both genders to make themselves feel better by purportedly valuing "intelligence" over physical appearance. Frequently used in online dating profiles to give the appearance of depth and to, self-reverentially, designate oneself as very intelligent.
Sheila: I'm sapiosexual; I value a man's intellect over his looks.
Doug: Be real, Sheila, you're just saying that because your a blimp with a 5 o'clock shadow . If sapiosexualism were true, Stephen Hawking would be getting more ass than a toilet seat!
Doug: Be real, Sheila, you're just saying that because your a blimp with a 5 o'clock shadow . If sapiosexualism were true, Stephen Hawking would be getting more ass than a toilet seat!
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A member of the Hominoidea superfamily of primates including apes and homosapiens sapiens. Although clearly human-like in appearance, DNA testing has revealed that the homosapiens conservatissphincterus is more closely related to Homosapiens neanderthalensis.
The homosapiens conservatissphincterus retains many of the Homosapiens neanderthalensis’ behaviorisms and lacks the social development and interaction skills of the more advanced homosapiens sapiens.
Inability to understand complex problems, inability to extend altruistic or sympathetic actions beyond the immediate tribe and the inability to distinguish between reality and fantasy are common characteristics displayed by Homosapiens conservatissphincterus.
Scientists are still trying to figure out how the two species, homosapiens sapiens and homosapiens conservatissphincterus, are able to breed and produce offspring. The rest of us are trying to figure out why.”
A member of the Hominoidea superfamily of primates including apes and homosapiens sapiens. Although clearly human-like in appearance, DNA testing has revealed that the homosapiens conservatissphincterus is more closely related to Homosapiens neanderthalensis.
The homosapiens conservatissphincterus retains many of the Homosapiens neanderthalensis’ behaviorisms and lacks the social development and interaction skills of the more advanced homosapiens sapiens.
Inability to understand complex problems, inability to extend altruistic or sympathetic actions beyond the immediate tribe and the inability to distinguish between reality and fantasy are common characteristics displayed by Homosapiens conservatissphincterus.
Scientists are still trying to figure out how the two species, homosapiens sapiens and homosapiens conservatissphincterus, are able to breed and produce offspring. The rest of us are trying to figure out why.”
The homo sapien conservatissphincterus thinks children should die if their parents can't afford health care or medical bills.
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Noun. Origin: California, Bay Area
Slang originally meaning "highly-potent marijuana". Derived from "tree sap," which, like good weed, gets stuck to your fingers because it is so sticky. Spelling altered to honor NFL great Warren Sapp, who played four years in Oakland towards the end of his career.
Slang originally meaning "highly-potent marijuana". Derived from "tree sap," which, like good weed, gets stuck to your fingers because it is so sticky. Spelling altered to honor NFL great Warren Sapp, who played four years in Oakland towards the end of his career.
"Hey man its 4/20, time to bust out the sapp."
"Be sure to use a grinder to break down that sapp because it will stick to your fingers for hella days."
"Be sure to use a grinder to break down that sapp because it will stick to your fingers for hella days."
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Get the saphicious mug.A youtuber who does videos with Georgenotfound and Dream. Some say he is third wheel in Dreamnotfound.
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People who describe themselves as "sapiosexual" usually define "intelligent" as "sharing my biases" rather than, you know, "intelligent". Given the first paragraph, this invariably means they're attracted to people as arrogant as them, who they run off with and have a clutch of horrible, spoilt children with who grow up into horrible narcissistic adults.
Furthermore, all it means is they're attracted to people similar to them, making the term fairly tautological to begin with.
People who describe themselves as "sapiosexual" usually define "intelligent" as "sharing my biases" rather than, you know, "intelligent". Given the first paragraph, this invariably means they're attracted to people as arrogant as them, who they run off with and have a clutch of horrible, spoilt children with who grow up into horrible narcissistic adults.
Furthermore, all it means is they're attracted to people similar to them, making the term fairly tautological to begin with.
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