how do you get dick from richard

simply ask him nicely

1: how do you get dick from richard
2: ask him nicely

by Confusions December 21, 2021

i wouldn't be surprised if we never saw denise richards again

A phrase so commonly used by Trixie Mattel, that it is canon now.

Jake: Yo dawg, where is that chick Denise Richards nowadays?
Logan: I wouldn't be surprised if we never saw Denise Richards again.

by Glass Half-Full August 29, 2021

Richard Macy

A space cowboy, thinks he has an enormous cock, but in reality has a 2” punisher. A male prostitute that doesn’t charge anything but pussy. If you know a richard Macy than you better stay away from him unless you want to sleep with him. 100% of times he is bisexual. Do not make eye contact with him unless you want to have a 30 second sexual encounter.

Don’t be a richard Macy, he’s a man

by Tsccowboy2020 June 30, 2020

bloody richard

The Bloody Richard

The act in which a uncircumcised man has his penis blown up like a balloon. After being continously blown up over and over the tip of ones shaft gets bloody.

She blew in his cock so much he has The Bloody Richard

by Fackthaworld September 27, 2022

Thomas, Richard, and Harold

Tom, Dick and Harry

Thomas, Richard, and Harold

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover December 4, 2023

Lazy Richard

A limp dick or flaccid penis.

After dinner Susan was all hot-n-bothered so she took him back to her place but all he could provide was a Lazy Richard. That son of a bitch!

by Red dirt Ranger April 17, 2024

Daniel Richards

I love this man. He's got them sweet cheeks you know. Makes some extreme bank and spends it all on me. He is excessively famous though constantly denies it. One of the nicest people you will ever know.

"He's a proper daniel richards"
"I'd have some of that Richards"

by LargepogGee January 27, 2022