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A phrase so commonly used by Trixie Mattel, that it is canon now.
Jake: Yo dawg, where is that chick Denise Richards nowadays?
Logan: I wouldn't be surprised if we never saw Denise Richards again.
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Stevie Richards

A talented but severely underrated professional wrestler best known for his time in WWE and in ECW, where he was part of the famous New World Order parody, the Blue World Order. His wrestling skills are amazing, his promos are kinda "eh..." and his Dr. Stevie gimmick sucked the biggest hairiest balls known to mankind.
Joey Styles, ECW et. 1995: When we return, Stevie Richards goes one on one with Dungeon of Doom member Kamala.
by Pickle28 March 27, 2022
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Richard’s Ascot

The end result of a condom break after vigorous thrusting where a band remains at the base of the shaft with residual latex flapping in the breeze
Oh shit, sorry babe. The condom broke...but, hey, check out my Richard’s Ascot!”

“Yo dude. My lady thought I had an intact condom on last night but, mid-fuck, I fastened it into a Richard’s Ascot.”
by Cleaveandcrack8 January 11, 2021
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Richard Avery

"No one does it better."
"Hey! You're really good at that!"
"Richard Avery."
by Freckle_Meckle July 19, 2021
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