preliminary retard

Someone so stupid that you know, before you even meet them.

That guy in the wheelchair looks like a preliminary retard.

by Matthew Turney November 8, 2003

YouTube Retarded

-Recklessly destructive/painful endeavors recorded JUST to put on YouTube

-Anything so ridiculously irresponsible, it needs to be recorded and uploaded onto YouTube ASAP

Rob: Yo Niel...why the hell are your pants bleeding?
Niel: (forcing a laugh)I put some peanut butter on my dick, got hard, and stuck it down a rabbit hole.
Rob: Why would you do something to YouTube Retarded?
Tom: (holding a cmaera) To put it on YouTube, duh...

Rob: Damn, that's the 3rd YouTube Retarded thing I've seen today...what's up with people?
Aryss: Sucky Sucky 5 dolla?
Rob: Aryss!? What the fuck are you doin' on the damn street corner? Aren't you supposed to be in class?
Aryss: Yeah, but I need more cash.
Rob: Why? I thought you had just enough money to get you through law school?
Aryss: I had more than enough, but I wanna become a Scientologist. That way, when I reach OT3, I can communicate with my Thetan and he together, we can overcome any "law" Xenu has laid before us!
Rob: Times like this make me wish I had a camera. I think they're hard enough to smack the sense back into yo' ass

by Magic Jesus May 29, 2008

ok retard

when you mum forgets to push when she was delivering you

your dad was like "ok retard" after your mum accidently took a shit instead of gave birth

by youkissmyass? December 22, 2019

retarded

an adjective used to describe something or someone that is pleasing to the eye, or looks good.

"Yo! Check out that honey... she's retarded/"

"Man your car looks retarded, them 21 inch rims are really retarded."

by katch22 May 1, 2004

Fucking Retard

a person with a physical or mental disability making love, preferably in a wheelchair

look at that fucking retard-wouldnt have thought it was possible

by byron August 3, 2004

Retarded

Having really good qualities about yourself; havin a banging body; somethin that is just that thang!

"He so retarded wit it!"
"Them shoes is retarded!"

by Tone Tone October 11, 2006

retarded

In this day and age, "retarded" is just another word for cool, dope, tight, chill, or whatever you say when you like something.

Beach Dude#1: Dude #2, the waves look pretty retarded out there, you wanna go catch them?
Beach Dude#2: SWEET!

Homeboy#1: Yo dawg... The clubs gonna be off da hook ta-nite. You down?
Homeboy#2: Hellz yeah homeboy#1, is gonna be retarded, foo.

RichBitch#1: Like, OMG... my dad just like totally got me the new 2005 BMW645ci. It's like, totally retarded! I love it!
RichBitch#2: That's hot... Didn't he like, get you the like, 2004 one last year?

Redneck: Ya'll imma go catchya some salmon for good eatin' tonight.
6 rednick kids: pop that's retarded!

ChineseGirl#1: Ching yong boing noi lang dong fang!
ChineseGirl#2: Pong bing dong retarded!

by Jimmy March 3, 2005